A series of short vignettes over the life of Daphne Greengrass, Senior file clerk in archives of the ministry of magic. (Or Director of the Department of Mysteries, take your pick) Set in the Method of Double-tap universe after chapter one of Harry Potter and the Unwanted marriage contract. Contains only small snippets so the reader will need to join the dots in their own head.

Cornelius Fudge was minister for magic by Harry's third year. But he came up through Department of Magical Accidents and Catastrophes. That's tempered his outlook on life a bit.

A b-side story of one of the non-heroes of Hogwarts. Meet Barry Walters. He's not very good. At magic or much really. But he went to Hogwarts in 1991... just he mostly gets ignored. Largely Canon compliant. Just a quick one-shot.

Harry Potter, Daphne Greengrass, a marriage contract to marry the heir of Black. Much cliche. Harry's got a saving-people thing. Daphne Greengrass isn't at all keen on Harry. A story of a marriage of inconvenience, two people living together, and home renovation. Maybe one day, they'll like each other. [HP/DG]

Harry Potter interstitial stories. All the way from Book1 to Book 8, but only a few minutes a year, where Harry can relax, unwind, have a cigarette and be Just Harry. Harry's a bad boy and a worse adult, who (spoilers) ends up breaking up with his wife and 'dating' his best Hermione who's married to Ron. Ever wonder just how unreliable a narrator he was? Substance abuse. Swearing.

Harry Potter, Trainee Auror does an evening ride-along with the Hit-Wizards who do the day to day policing of Wizarding Britain. He's expecting a boring night with people who aren't good enough to be Aurors. And he learns a few home truths that are maybe more uncomfortable than he was expecting. Please note: some coarse language, violence, references to family violence.

Very short one-shot about Harry versus Voldemort at the final battle. Answering the question you never asked which is: How do you kill someone with a disarming charm anyway? It helps to imagine Daniel Radcliffe's comic depiction of Aragog's mandibles to get in the right frame of mind for this.

Harry Potter entrusts Hedwig with delivering a Valentines day card in sixth year. 'The prettiest girl in Hogwarts' He says. If you're a snotty snowy owl, who is the prettiest girl in Hogwarts? [HP/DG]

A one shot about the incarceration of Theodore Nott, inventor, Slytherin and a man with a lot of time on his hands. And so many regrets. Trigger warning :self harm.

Shorts depicting Minerva McGonagall and various students having career discussions.

HP A marriage contract story with a difference. The sequel to my crackfic Harry Potter and the Method of Double-tap. Go read that first. This story takes place after Harry Potter and the Goblet of fire; and if you don't read the prequel, nothing will make less sense… Or more sense. Or something. This is fanfic.

Just after the battle of Hogwarts, a series of negotiations take place. Harry Potter's money and fame is the prize. Features a Harry, who, like canon Harry when it suits the plot, is a pushover. Ginny Weasley bashing. Just because. Smut, but less than you might expect. Weak chapter to chapter consistency chapters 2,3.4 form a sort-of story.

Takes place after a slightly less awful end of fourth year. Yet another re-spin of the sequel to Harry Potter and the method of double tap. Harry and Sirius are confronted by a marriage contract for Harry. What will they do. How will Harry cope. Will Harry ever find love. How many times can you be hit in the head without brain damage? My attempt at making the sequel more fun.

A one shot, where Remus Lupin, the last free Marauder explains in his own words why he didn't adopt Harry or even write him letters.

The story behind Harry's incredible protection, made from a mothers love, and a bit of illegal sacrificial magic. And James Potter's love, and the true reason Harry sucks at Flooing and Portkeys, but is awesome on a broom, on his first flight at Hogwarts.

HP AU Crack History Diverges after Prisoner of Azkaban What if Harry and Cedric did just a little better at the graveyard scene. Not a zombieland crossover. Trigger warning gun violence, students with guns. Not advocating that at all. Just Crack Crack.