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  • Rise of the Black Rod (Fireworks book 2)

    [HP/DG] Post Hogwarts Sequel to Fireworks. Harry Potter's going to be a father. He has a loving wife, sorted the recent problems with being somewhat broke, and nobody's tried to kill him in ages. Hogwarts has had to start teaching some ahem. darker courses because Great-to-the something grandfather Salazar was too clever by half. Harry Potter, family man, nice things happen. Mostly

  • A Witch with a certain point of view

    Daphne was going to survive the coming war. Her parents had 'A Plan'. And it made her little sister very happy, so it was worth it, she supposed. But allying with the Malfoys to take the Black fortune meant... having to have a child with Draco one day. Ugh. Then the war ended rather unexpectedly, but the Malfoys had somehow changed sides. And then, she met Harry Potter at a party.

  • The Curious incident of the Trip to the seaside

    Sequel to Not with a Half-blood. Start at Chapter Three for returning readers who aleady have heard of the The Curious incident of the Trip to the seaside. Harry Potter-Black, family man, reclusive hero and father of seven has an accident with his wife, Daphne Black. Who is quite definitely not Daphne Potter, thank you very much. Everyone is going to try to help.

  • The Witch at the window

    In his third year at school, Harry sees a mysterious witch flying around the towers at night. And again... and again. Over time this affects his life subtly. The tale slightly diverges from Canon, but it's just Harry's life, as Harry might say, nothing important. One-shot, doesn't cover Harry's life in detail, see the books by JK Rowling for more information.

  • How badly could this go

    Congratulations! You've just woken up as Harry Potter the day you go to Hogwarts for the first time! How do you use your knowledge to inadvertently make things much worse than they ended in canon The /r/UlsterSaysRugby Challenge from /r/HPFanfiction.

  • Life Assurance

    A sequel to Life Assurance. Contains HAPHNE, and that should NOT be a surprise. Harry's survived the death of Tom Riddle, left Hogwarts, got out from under Albus Dumbledore's thumb and completed his final year at Beauxbatons. And the latest French girlfriend is very nice. (Shame about the one Greengrass scared off.) Time to be an adult.

  • harry potter and the voided marriage contract

    One of a collection of possible sequels to Harry Potter and the method of double-tap. Harry and Sirius have to cope with another unexpected Marriage contract. Maybe they can save Harry, from a fate worse than death. Short, oneshot, not angsty. A parallel universe to Harry Potter and the unwanted marriage contract.

  • Harry Potter as James Bond in something like Goldeneye

    Harry Potter survived the battle of Hogwarts and was a temporary Auror. But he was also bored. And one trip to the cinema with Hermione and Ron, to see a James Bond Film, gave him the idea to join the SAS. Only it turned out there sort-of was a Double-O program. And Harry finds some excitement, adventure and... well drinking ,cars and girls. Rather cracky, so don't take seriously.

  • Awfully Cursed Potter

    Harry Potter's the hard-bitten head of the DMLE. Only, someone wrote The Cursed Child, and I can't stop making fun of it. Harry's committed adultery with Hermione, is getting divorced and... that's the tip of the iceberg. And he might accidentally on purpose assault Draco Malfoy. Full of bad language. Warning: contains parts of Cursed child and Lawyer!Daphne. Not Novocaine.

  • Harry Potter meets death

    Harry Potter, boy hero, walks to his death in the forbidden forest and lets Lord Voldemort kill him with the killing curse. Then something strange happens.

  • Life Insurance

    People have theorized that with his upbringing Harry should have turned out a lot less nice and forgiving. If Harry was ignored instead of bullied, he might have even been rather more like Tom Riddle than anyone might like. This story is a bit like that, but played mostly for laughs. Character deaths and an unsympathetic Harry. Who may well be a functional sociopath.

  • Harry Potter, Rotter

    What if Harry Potter really was as bad as Cursed child makes him out to be? And got married to a Pure-bred by signing paperwork as in "Harry Potter and the importance of magical law reform" And... off we go. Don't take it too seriously. It's just Harry's life. Lots of bad language. Largely a comical rehash of cursed child. Because I definitely needed to.

  • Where Wolf

    Why didn't Remus Lupin come save Harry from the Dursleys, or at least come to visit? It's been mentioned in passing that he went 'to the continent' for work after 1981. He arrives at Hogwarts in 1993, and teaches Defence Against the Dark Arts. With a battered suitcase. Warnings: Police brutality, scritches and a confused Englishman. Oh, and lycanthropy, but that's a given.

  • The lecture we don't talk about

    In Prisoner of Azkaban Severus Snape substituted for Remus Lupin, and promptly taught them how to detect and kill werewolves. Remus has to teach the next class with 4th year Gryffindor and Hufflepuff. He decides not to cover Hinkeypunks - again!

  • Ashes in your mouth

    This is Harry Potter, with some modest inheritance, a job as an Auror and some issues to work through. Including goblins who hate hate him, back taxes, unpaid bills and the love of a good woman. Once he smooths over those problems with Ginny. (Spoilers: Harry has annoyed the goblins of Gringotts, has PTSD, but he's not alone. In having PTSD, anyway) Epilogue, what epilogue? HAPHNE

  • The one where Harry and Draco have a nice, friendly chat

    Canonically in third year Harry is some dumb little kid. Who seems to have forgotten what he did last year.

  • Draco and Harry have a chat in a bathroom during sixth year

    What it say on the tin. The one where Harry and Draco have a nice, friendly chat. Canonically Harry does really dumb things to Draco in a bathroom. What if he just was caustic. And a Lyer. (sic)

  • Harry Pottter takes things into his own hands

    An alternate second chapter for Harry Potter and the method of Double-Tap, where Harry attempts to 'solve his problems' and falls in unrequited love with a witch instead. Features Harry, his trusty gun, an invisibility cloak and a cursed marriage contract. WARNING: ADULT BAD BEHAVIOUR BY HARRY Also Warning:HAPHNE

  • Fireworks

    Harry Potter EWE [HP/DG] Does the war end well for child soldiers ? PTSD OTOH: Maybe, she just likes fireworks. Rated M Contains depictions of PTSD, alcohol abuse. May contain lemony scenes.

  • When Harry met Daphne

    Harry Potter gets framed for the murder of someone he doesn't know. Honestly he never kissed her. Ginny, don 't Hex Harry. Two people can keep a secret, as long as one of them is dead. How can Harry escape being sent to Azkaban for a murder he didn't commit. And why why Harry? Who'd kill someone just to frame Harry. Wait.. that's a long list isn't it.