Commander Kunzite meets his dream girl. Too bad he's not a girl. Worse, he's slightly underaged, so Kunzite's infatuation must be unrequited. When the youngster meddles in an assassination plot, the only person who can help Kunzite save him doesn't owe Kunzite any favors. Would Kunzite give up everything to protect Zoisite? Would Zoisite even let him? No Yaoi. Not even a kiss.

Zoisite has survived Beryl's attack on him, and boy, is he angry with Kunzite! Even worse, he's decided to replace Beryl as reigning sovereign of the Dark Kingdom. Should Kunzite sleep on the couch...or an entirely different planet? For two different challenges.

The very dark and adult adventures of Kunzite and friends in the time of the Silver Millennium. Kunzite loves women, but not as much as he loves Zoisite. If any part of that sentence bothers you, you may want to skip this one. Or at least stop/start reading when they finally meet in a much later installment. Warning: This one has a twist of lemon.