Subject 529, otherwise known as Kyle, is an artificial being made in Broflovski Inc. by Proffesor Gerald, whom all of the children there simply refer to as the Professor. Each one of these subjects have a special genetic alteration, but why hasn't Kyle figured out his yet? Style and Kyman. Rated M for future content. My OC is included in the story so if you don't like don't read.

...according to Kyle. After a few little tweaks to his hair and a small photoshoot, he suddenly finds himself swarmed by girls and pressured by his friends. How will he get his life back intact? Contains multiple pairings so don't say I didn't warn you.