Joey plans a romantic treat for Martina

A dodgy deal, a disco, flashing blue lights, and a chance meeting add up to a bit of Joetina. Some mild language, implied potential sexual activity.

I wanted to write a story completely from Martina's perspective, and this is my attempt. I'm sorry it's late as I intended to put it up on 2nd. I could make excuses but really I just lack self-discipline. Martina finds herself, like lots of us, utterly confused about what it is she actually wants.

How the Boswell family might be doing in 2014.I don't own Bread, that honour belongs to Carla Lane and BBC, or any of the songs quoted. This is mainly written from Joey's point of view.