Cassiopeia Lyra Black was not happy. Her House was in tatters and the one she thought would be capable of turning it around had just gone to Azkaban for a crime she wasn't convinced he committed. To top it all off, she's just found out that the Heiress of the House has been dropped off on the doorstep off a muggle home. Albus Dumbledore has some serious explaining to do.

"The only job you're going to have is working on a pole." Everyone waited for the Latina to respond with her usual snarky comment. All eyes went to waiting to see her explode with rage. No one expected what they got instead. Rated M just in case.