Out of all the people Blue could have fallen in love with, it had to be the parlour-maid. Out of all the people May could have fallen in love with, it had to be the postman. Inspired by Molière's "L'Avare".

In a particularly contrived series of events, Brendan Birch, tailor's apprentice, becomes a prince. He doesn't seem to mind. Based on Gottfried Keller's "Kleider Machen Leute".

It isn't every day that you find out your bosom buddy is an undead bloodsucker. For Leaf Green, today definitely isn't every day.

Gary Oak and Red McCarten were practically raised together in the boonies. One's halfway out the door and the other's already working on his degree, and Pallet Town doesn't really factor into their future plans. But when trouble strikes in the form of a clown night-stalker, they'll have to save their town before they can move on to the next.

A series of letters from those minor characters in the games that you've probably forgotten, addressed to the protagonist (well, you). Post-Pokemon League. Focus on Pokemon Black/White. Requests permitted and encouraged.

So I'm following the map that leads to you. One-sided heartsoulshipping. Based off of Maroon 5's eponymous song - I was feeling a bit inspired.

Gary just wants them to be friends. Leaf just wants him to drop off the face of the planet. Dumb bets are made; meringue pies are wasted; and Weedles will soon file a report for property vandalism. So what else is new? Leafgreenshipping.

When the going gets tough, screw around in bed with your rival. Multiple pairings. Lime, because screw lemons (pun intended).

It's cold outside, but between us it's worse in here. A frosty conversation in the night of Lumiose, away from warmth and prying eyes.

A short one-shot. A rambling, senescent Oak talks about his youth. A poor trainer is subjected to the torture and somehow mistakes it for profound.

This was the love child of the author and a massive dose of cookies. Rated T for some implied but not explicit foul language.