Do you enjoy lunch time pleasures? And magic? And twinkles? And professors? Then, THIS is for the sole purpose of your reading pleasure. By the way, our title is a double entendre, and so you must read to discover the layers of this cheeselettuceonion SW!

(One-Shot) Parody! Hermione finds Remus in an oddly sexy predicament and invites him to a party in the Room of Requirement. There they find activites common to mass orgies and such. R for Random sexual humor!