They said being a new mom would be hard. You'd be exhausted. At your wits end. Wanting to cry. They have all these manuals on how to take care of your baby. How do you take care of your baby when it's half vampire half human? If it eats blood, surely it's going to excrete it? Damn my husband and his eco-friendly ideas.

Played loosely on Helen of Troy. Soldier and Emperor Edward has captured and Egyptian Princess and vowed to make her his. Slightly violent. Rated M for a reason.

Set during an unspecified time period, in an unspecified land, Edward serves his King as a best friend and advisor. The King's sister, Bella, is off limits and destined for greatness as a silent trophy to a foreign King, never to know the true passions of life and...marital bed.