Remember the portrait across from the Room of Requirement, of Barnabas the Barmy teaching the trolls ballet? Ever wonder why? Reviews welcome; flames ignored.

The last two survivors of the Wizard War have a final meeting at St. Mungo's. My first posting; please R&R flames cheerfully ignored . Updated to reflect DH and I -think- I caught everything; let me know if I missed something .

Gilbert and Sullivan's I am the Very Model of a Modern Major General, rewritten for the Potterverse. Originally written pre-DH and not updated. Reviews welcome; flames to \dev\nul. Please excuse the lines for breaks; wasn't spacing properly without them.

Just random silliness, set after the Slytherins try to scare Harry during the Quidditch match by appearing dressed as dementors.

The awful last days of Harry James Potter, Hero of Hogwarts.

A silly little song dedicated to Mary Sues everywhere

Just a few random stories from The Daily Prophet, starting with the first issue.

Consider the boggart. And that even Muggles know how to deal with them. Mildly humorous look at boggarts.

Just an amusing little jingle that popped into my head one night.

This is a rather dark tale, of justice. It's a very different kind of story from my usual fare, so reviews would be greatly appreciated.

How to define a certain blonde Ravenclaw, digitally.

Just a little original song no music with it about Ginny's thoughts on Harry. Written pre-DH.

Another song parody, this time of MC Hammer's U Can't Touch This. Harry raps.

A parody of Cowboy by Kid Rock, used without permission. No copyright infringement is intended.

This is a TOTALLY off-the-wall and floor and ceiling fic where it's a surprise if anyone is IN character. Rated M for a reason, although mostly it's inferred, not explicit. Crossovers and parodies galore. Reviews greatly appreciated.

More Gilbert and Sullivan parody fun. The Little Buttercup song from HMS Pinafore, set in the Potterverse.

Harry appears on wizarding's tabloid trash TV show.

Dangerous things stalk the woods. Most of them go on two legs, and some of them are little girls.

Someone on another site once mentioned "Peeves' Daughter," although I can't remember the context of why. But it started me thinking. And that's always dangerous.

Someone told me about a story with this title, and said yes it was as bad as it sounds. So I decided to take the title and see what I could do with it. Just a little random humor.