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Jack Of Some Trades

  • Trying to Say Goodbye

    The complicated nature of Harry's relationship with Ginny meant a lot of things. It meant that he was confused when he saw her, when he thought of her, and, more to the point, when he tried to write a somber farewell to her.

  • Sirius Black Is Confident of His Seduction Prowess

    Someone with an excess of hair taking a hair growth potion can lead to disastrous and hilarious consequences. One can only imagine what taking a Confidence Potion would do to someone like Sirius Black.

  • The Marauders Present: How to Annoy a Misogynist

    The Marauders are pranksters, rogues, and occasionally ne'erdowells. But each of them is a Gryffindor, and with that distinction comes a desire to do the right thing. When injustice looms they see it as their right and, indeed, their duty to step up.

  • The Dangers of Miscommunication

    It was then that Ron had a revelation about the relationship between his best friend and his younger sister. If only the revelation had taken the time to go through his reason filters, he might have saved himself some amount of awkwardness and ovaries.

  • A Real Relationship

    Relationships generally have their ups and downs. James' and Lily's had side-to-sides, diagonals, swirls, and rather peculiar stretchy moments, and that's the mark of a real relationship.

  • Skin Deep

    Sirius has had to put up with his looks changing while growing into his body, like any other boy. But for all the changes he suffers through, Sirius Black is still Sirius Black.

  • Here Lies a Friend

    In a place known only to a handful of people, there lies a man. Not who he was, or who he seemed to be, but what he was to those he loved.

  • Traditions of a Not So Ambiguous Wizard

    The idea of doing things simply because they've always been done has never appealed to Sirius. However, there is a special tradition that he thinks is a good idea.

  • Maturity

    Maturity is an illusion. It's not what you do, but how you deal with things that happen. And sometimes, you need a friend to teach you exactly how to deal.

  • An Affair to Forget

    Dumbledore knows a lot of people. What possibly could have led him to contact Remus Lupin, out of all the Order members? A story of hatred, passion, and unrequited love set during Chamber of Secrets.

  • Animal Instincts

    Veterinary science has cured thousands of ailments for almost any type of creature imaginable. But veterinary science hasn't had to deal with the likes of Crookshanks.

  • Some Things Never Change

    Life is change. No one thing in the world will consist of the same particles it started with within ten years. From the view of the universe, that's the slimmest fraction of a blink of an eye. But there are some things that never change.

  • The Ambiguous Animagus

    Sequel to The Ambiguously Gay Werewolf. Sirius follows Remus' romantic advice to the letter, but the results are less than stellar...

  • Mourning

    “A rival and a lover are often indistinguishable. One builds his life around both, one lives for both, and one is pushed beyond his limits by both.”

  • The Afterlife and Times of Professor Binns

    A short piece on what it may have been like for Professor Binns to wake up from the Big Sleep.

  • To Change the Past

    It is dangerous and deadly to affect the timestream, not to mention illegal. But some things are worth the risk.

  • The Other Prisoner of Azkaban

    Sirius Black wasn't the last prisoner of the dreaded prison that was innocent of his crimes. He probably wasn't the first, either.

  • The Ambiguously Gay Werewolf

    James, Sirius, and Peter try to answer one of the age old questions of the world: does Remus Lupin like boys or girls?

  • Laughter

    Harry lost the man he had come to think of as a friend, brother, and father. But laughter is one of the best medicines, and death isn't about to stop him from helping the healing process.

  • Kindred Spirits

    They say that for every person in the world, there is a mate somewhere. Edward had the displeasure to encounter that of Severus Snape.