All Rita Skeeter wanted to do was write about the secret location of the Boy-Who-Lived, but she stumbled upon something even bigger then whose spoiling the brat. Dark secrets have been kept behind the doors of number four and five of Privet Drive. Contains allusions to sexual, physical, and mental abuse of children, a few OC's, evil!Albus(maybe), good!Snape(maybe), Weasley!bashing?