Harry Potter finds out that he's a fictional character, and emotions ensue. Eventually, he realizes that maybe he isn't so worthless after all. Mild profanity and light angst. Highly philosophical, if that's your jive. Definitely made for those who believe that Harry Potter is more than just a book series.
Lucius Malfoy has a sense of style. Too bad no one else around him does.
Draco Malfoy really likes Harry Potter. He also likes collecting dolls, but it's mostly Harry Potter that he's obsessed with. He reflects on the frustration of crushing on the Boy Who Lived.