"It's not the first time he's been threatened by a half-naked woman. The same God-damned woman every time, too." Title says it all: I've finally given in and written about our favorite pirates, Mindfang and Dualscar, and the rest of the cast and crew (ha!). Humanstuck. Terribly cheesy and hopefully funny.

"Reminiscing is something he loves to do, but this is not the truth, this fabricated party. He knows what this macabre celebration consists of." A prisoner takes a walk in the cold, remembers some things, and contemplates today's date: Halloween.

"McGonagall was not a nostalgic person but found herself missing the days of whipped cream in pillowcases and sun-streaked and tan boys with a wide variety of hair colors yelling outside her window." McGonagall talks with Little James about his ancestors.