Rich kid!Haru x pool boy!Makoto, with cover art by dnything (Tumblr). Contains copious amounts of back muscles, bratty breakdowns, sassy best friend!Rin, overprotective!Sousuke, and the slow, agonising death of logic. WARNING: MATURE!

Draco and Hermione love each other. Really. Who cares if they argue all the time? Isn't that what couples do? They fight like cats and dogs, nag like hens, and shag like rabbits! Hell, they might as well use that counter for something... WARNING: MATURE!

The name's Malfoy. Draco Malfoy. Ex-Death Eater, proud father, husband to the brightest witch of their age, and nothing less than the best Auror for the job. WARNING: MATURE! Cover image by nonidipriv (deviantART).

Grand Theft Auto AU, starring Haru the NASCAR prodigy and criminal mastermind, Makoto as his cute but clueless love interest, the villainous Officer Rin, his loyal henchman Sousuke, and Kisumi as the guy who gets killed off in the opening credits. WINNER OF THE MAKOHARU FEST 2015! Written for Round 1, Day 6 ("Don't Let Go"). Cover image by unkonageki (Tumblr). WARNING: MATURE!

Behold, the long-lost chapter of "The Tales of Beedle The Bard" – a fairy tale fraught with every lesson on compassion, forgiveness, and epistemology that J.K.R. could've imparted through this pairing, but due to some unfortunate oversight, chose not to.

A journey through the light of love, the darkness of hate, and every shadow that remains. Nothing lasts forever, but no one ever forgets. In a world where words lose their meaning and silence speaks volumes, human nature is the most tragic comedy of all.

An assortment of short stories, revelations, and dreams of the impossible – now compiled into a single anthology. Each entry takes on a separate challenge, with genres ranging from angst to ventures into the unknown. Enter, and rediscover love once more.

Draco's nights were no longer silent. They were far from holy. Nothing was calm. Nothing was bright. Between the ruddy eels, the veiled insults to his hair, and the demonic entity known as Muggle "science," he would never sleep in heavenly peace – and it was all HER fault. Unofficial sequel to "Quarrels & Quaffles." WARNING: MATURE! Cover image by nonidipriv (deviantART).

When an ill-conceived class project takes a disastrous turn for the worst, the dead walk, the living fall, and faith is the first to perish. The War may be over, but the battle for survival has just begun. Originally published on HP Zombie-Fest. WARNING: MATURE! Cover image by nonidipriv (deviantART).

Some say that love is a battlefield, but for Draco, it might as well be a Quidditch field. And if only Hermione were a Quaffle, he would score with her. If she wanted him to play Chaser, then, by Salazar, he would stop at nothing to win. WARNING: MATURE!

She was never far from his thoughts, yet always near enough to prevent him from voicing them. He had no words, no courage, and no understanding of how to breach the walls between them. Someday, he vowed, he would find a way to reach her. DM/HG. A/R.

He knows that it does not do to dwell on dreams, and forget to live... But who's to say that dreams aren't as real as fear and hate? Love and pain? They all exist, yet only within the human mind. In the end, what does "living" even mean? DM/HG. Year 6.