The world was in shambles, typically that's what happened after age long wars, but it was only Dave's luck he'd get stuck in such dangerous job complete with a rebellion, fish Hitler and varying degrees of explosive canon fodder; oh yeah, being a delivery boy was hardcore. At least his partner was hot. (dumb summary is dumb)

"There is no such thing as magic," AU(?):This is all a dream. Yes A dream within a dream. No, Everything is what it seems. Lucy awakes in a strange bed, with no memory to how she got there. Nothing is the same, nobody is the same. Welcome to earth Princess. (Rated T for swearing)