As she falls deeper into an obsession with protecting her unlikely best friend, Rhonda Wellington-Lloyd finds herself being terrorized by a spirit named 'Bermuda' that supposedly knows her deepest and most taboo desires. (Darkfic, rated M for aaaall that bad stuff)

A set of loosely connected oneshots set in an AU where Arnold is the lovestruck bully and Helga is the oblivious goodie-two-shoes. Rated T for occasional foul language.