Listen, I know I was a real shitty person before I died and I probably deserved what was coming to me... but did I really have to be reborn into a game? I mean come on, this isn't some weird fanfic. What am I supposed to do here, change the future? I wouldn't even know where to start. I can resist the urge to change things. Besides, it's not like this is some sort of test... right?