Everything is finally right with the world. Spike and Buffy are 'going steady', but just what does that mean for a Slayer, a master vampire, and the furry Guardian who watches over them? Cheeseburgers, of course. Lots and lots of cheeseburgers. Complete at 31 chapters.

Roleplaying is new to Buffy, but under Professor Spike's tender—and not so tender—tutelage, she proves to be a fast learner and his star pupil. Spike has a plan, a good plan, a lesson plan, and this time he definitely won't be getting bored. Part of the Mortal Allies Series, but you don't need to know anything about that series to enjoy this hot, smutty, porn without plot one-shot.