Okay, this is a Percy Jackson and the Olympians, and Twilight crossover, I just couldn’t figure out how to get it to be a crossover so yeah. This is the official guide for my upcoming rewrite of the heroes of Olympus series with twilight characters, just so you know who is who and all that stuff.

Just some parodies of songs I was listening to while shuffling my Apple Music playlist, that I turned into Twilight parodies. Hope you enjoy

The goings-on at Forks high from the time Bella Swan starts at school. Humour, I hope… hope this makes you laugh

I’ve always loved my name, it’s special. It’s a part of me no one else has, unlike my bronze hair and brown eyes. Those are shared by my amazing mother, Bella Swan, and my dad I don’t know anything about. The only things I know about him are that his name is Edward Cullen, and he’s a mind reading vampire. But I still love him, you know? How can you not love your dad? Nm au exb

Edward slept with Bella in New moon, and a few days later he leaves. Bella becomes pregnant, and gives birth to Renesmee Rosalie Alice Swan Cullen. It’s now 10 years later, and Renesmee is starting at Forks high school. Armed with pictures, a piano, a blank CD,A determined personality and an online friend, how does this help Renesmee find her father?Canon couples, exb, no Jacob