Once you become of age, you're sent to your brother-in-law's estate to find a husband. After months of deflecting and denying suitors, old and young, you encounter the dangerous squire, Jacques le Gris.

You're a fresh-faced makeup artist trying to make it in the big apple. Finally, you get a job working as a makeup artist for Exit Ghost's new production of Caligula and meet the infamously intense director Charlie Barber.