Crackfic. Unable to bear his loneliness any longer, Tingle travels across space and time in search of his one and only. Join our favorite hero in green as he tries (and fails) to woo the many girls of the Zelda mythos! Will Tingle finally become a man, or will he be a fairy forever?

When word gets out that Link and Zelda are getting married, a certain girl embarks on a journey to Castle Town in pursuit of answers. What she'll find instead is a long series of questions... questions she must ask herself.