Hermione and the other returning "8th" year students have all found different methods of coping in the aftermath of the war. Many choose to harp on the death of Draco Malfoy, but not her. Instead she finds herself oddly defensive over him, and though she can cope with the judgement this garners her, what she can't cope with, is the fact that Draco himself has taken to haunting her.

Hermione has a secret. Forever dubbed the school's prudish bookworm, her nosed perpetually shoved into a novel, everyone assumes she's simply too engrossed in her studies to get any real action. But what they don't know, is that most of these books are in fact, erotic fantasies. Unfortunately for her, someone's about to discover her secret, and his reaction is not what she expects.

When Harry, Ron, and Hermione set out with the difficult task of destroying Voldemort's horcruxes, they're thrown into a journey fraught with danger at every turn, relying on each-other for survival. So what happens when, in the midst of this chaos, the trio are separated? Now Hermione is on her own, searching for the boys, and to make matters worse, she too is being pursued.