In story format (so it's legal), we have a special edition Weakest Link quiz show, and the participants are all Hogwarts professors! Who will take the cash?

When two authors' power becomes horribly corrupt, Harry and co are forced into a twisted, terrifying world in which everyone is... SINGING! Oooh boy... As always, reviews, flames and popcorn welcome! Includes the smash hit, "What a Wonderful Sock!"