Hullo. This is my first fic ever. It's a l/j fic, and they hate each other (for now, hee hee *wink wink*). Please be nive and read and review. Thank you muchly. Mercy Buckets! Chapter 4 is finally uploaded.

Yes, well this is a parody of the Britney Spears song, that you have most likely never heard of. Oh yes, and also it is about the messy relationship between Percy and Penelope. Please read and review. Mercy Buckets.