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Jennifer Longbottom

  • Within You

    This is a little sort of songfic from Barty Crouch Jnr.'s POV, thinking about his life just before he goes to Azkaban.

  • Take Him Away

    What was Mr Crouch thinking during that infamous courtroom scene? Was he thinking of the countryside and fluffy bunnies? Yeah, right.

  • Choosing A Video (MWPP Style)

    I'm not sure about the rating, I can't remember...James and co. are going to watch a video with their respective girlfriends. Unfortunately, there are so many different films...then Snape comes along...and Voldemort likes Disney...

  • Just Talking

    PG-13 for not-so-subtle innuendo by Sirius. The Marauders and Lily have a nice chat during History of Magic. Pointless, but amusing.

  • C'est Moi

    A new book from our favourite author! Gasp at his daring exploits in another slice of his life...and this is just the advertisment! (The song, *C'est Moi* is from *Camelot*, NOT written by Lockhart - or me, for that matter. Forgive me if there's mistakes

  • Pain of a Word

    Kind of angsty. Neville has certain powers - like seeing through disguises - but he's been threatened with death if he speaks to anyone about Moody...this is just mainly a story about the Longbottoms being attacked. The last bit just came. I didn't even k

  • Almost Like Being In Love

    This is from Brigadoon. I've got a lot to upload today, so I have to be quick.

  • Confession

    This was written around the same time as A World Apart. It's Pettigrew's confession. PG for not-very-nice-words used. Not actually swearing, though, but insults like 'senile' and so on.

  • Don't Cry For Me

    A parody. This is a three-way songfic sung by Harry, Lily, and darling Petunia. It's to Don't Cry For Me, Argentina...

  • If I Had A Hammer

    I was bored. Does this explain it?

  • MAGICAL ME

    A leaflet for that great work of literature, the most brilliant piece of fiction ever written! Oh - it's an autobiography. Sorry.

  • Lily...

    James is dreaming of Lily.

  • Number Six, Privet Drive

    Well, it's not that funny as to be under humour, but it's an amusing fic consisting entirely of letters from Liam to his cousin Tina. They use carrier pigeon, for some reason.

  • Story of a Muggle

    A faint cry for help from that best-loved of Muggles, Petunia Dursley...