When Hermione finds out that the Ministry is planning on using HER spellwork to enact a Marriage Law, she teams up with Lucius Malfoy to try and stop it. When that plan fails spectacularly, well... there's always retail therapy.

Justin is rendered hopelessly comatose after yet another life-altering accident. Doctors are forced to act drastically to save him. With his lover's damaged memory, strange new social circle, and downright bizarre biological changes to contend with, will Brian be able to bring them back to what they once had? Will Justin even want it?