11. Stroke Dumbledore’s beard… 12. And say it looks very sexy on him… 13. Then ask to sit on his lap at dinner.
I flung my arms around my dad and cried tears of joy. Teddy soon joined the group hug. ‘I’ve missed you daddy!’‘I’ve missed you too sweetie.’
‘Don’t…don’t you like it.’ asked Remus tentatively.‘I…it’s beautiful…’‘And so are you.’ he said, sounding very relieved. RL/OC, SB/OC, JP/LE.
Mr Weasley did I just hear that you are taking a very inappropriate date to the ball' asked a stony-faced McGonagall, coming up behind them. 'Yes professor, I'm taking you.' Includes high amounts of crack and slash.
5. You can kiss Phoebe… 6. But do not snog her in front of Professor Dumbledore.