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  • Vampires and Valkyries

    By IWantALLtheIceCreamFlavours • Updated: 28 Feb 2019 • Published: 5 Mar 2009 • 2 Chapters • 3,643 words • 0 followers • Angst/Romance • OC, Harry P. • Rating: T • In Progress

    Odette Ivanjilinah Envy Neveah- Miko Valencia is a vampire Valkyrie. She can control air, earth, fire, water, and nuclear weapons except she can only control one of these each day and she never knows which one it will be. If she summons enough strength to

  • It's Funny Because It's True

    By IWantALLtheIceCreamFlavours • Updated: 28 Feb 2019 • Published: 22 May 2009 • 2,301 words • 0 followers • Parody • OC • Rating: T • In Progress

    Hannah Wright. Another new girl in Hogwarts. Except she's not Voldemort's spawn or a damsel in distress or a 6 foot Victoria's Secret bombshell with massive knockers bursting out of her clothes. Thank god for that too... read on to find out who she is.

  • Hermione, the Fat Sack of Crap

    By IWantALLtheIceCreamFlavours • Updated: 7 Mar 2009 • Published: 7 Mar 2009 • 2,226 words • 0 followers • Parody/Horror • Hermione G. • Rating: K+ • Completed

    Hermione got fat. Really fat. She eats all the time. Her cellulite ripplies like a Mexican Wave! This is a story about that.