Rated M for Incest The heartbreaking tale of Scorpius Malfoy, brother of Draco, son of Lucius. Never mentioned, kept from Hogwarts. After the death of Narcissa Malfoy, Lucius sees his wife in his son, and is overwhelmed by feelings not quite paternal...

Lucius takes to hunting naked, Snape is unconscious, Harry is a hero, and Draco "LOVES Hermione, just kidding". A collection of wild, ridiculous stories brought on by late night hilarity. A lot of the Malfoy's.