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  • ideal

    By smartalker • Updated: 1 Mar 2019 • Published: 2 Apr 2008 • 206 words • 0 followers • Humor • Ginny W., Harry P. • Rating: K+ • Completed

    You might as well have named them Romeo and Juliet, you dolt.

  • lie to me

    By smartalker • Updated: 7 Dec 2011 • Published: 7 Dec 2011 • 308 words • 0 followers • Drama/Angst • Lily Evans P., Severus S. • Rating: K • Completed

    Because everybody knows that fairytales are a bit stupid.

  • embrace the absurdity of it all

    By smartalker • Updated: 22 Nov 2011 • Published: 22 Nov 2011 • 271 words • 0 followers • Humor • Draco M., Luna L. • Rating: K • Completed

    Why NOT aliens!

  • against everything natural

    By smartalker • Updated: 26 Oct 2011 • Published: 26 Oct 2011 • 396 words • 0 followers • Humor • Draco M., Hermione G. • Rating: K+ • Completed

    In which Hermione totally goes there, and transforms Draco's "Little Malfoy" into an umbrella.

  • reading the mood

    By smartalker • Updated: 18 Jun 2009 • Published: 18 Jun 2009 • 703 words • 0 followers • Humor • Draco M., Hermione G. • Rating: T • Completed

    Your existence continues to insult me. — DracoHermoine