The team take a pit stop as Eren goes into labour. Can our hero make a safe delivery? Should Jean star as a Loreal Paris hair model? Who makes a cuter magical girl: Armin or Krista? Why does Mikasa think bread is the solution to everything? Why is Levi so smooth? And just WHAT is Sasha's potato planning? An Mpreg crack fic for all to enjoy.

George and Slim can't find Lennie and there is only one option left for them. Rated M for sexual activity and strong language.