Bubba Skinner and a lady reporter strike angry sparks off each other. Really? Or is it something else?...

Very AU. It's 2010 and Stefan is a vampire, but Damon? Missing (and human) since 1864. No one knows what happened, until Elena finds a blue-eyed man in the woods near the old Salvatore place. Where has he been for all these years?

It was supposed to be just lasagna. Gabby, goodness. One shot. M for safety. It does get steamy.