If you're looking for something completely random, weird, immature, and created out of severe boredom, this is for you. It's full of too many pop culture references to count and you'll probably think I belong in an insane asylum after reading this. This is my first story, and I just discovered I really suck at summaries. :D So, don't judge by the summary, and just read!

These are my epiphanies and total duh moments/realizations about Harry Potter. Most of them are entirely too obvious, but if anyone else is as "Master of the Obvious" as I am, this'll help them with their thoughts.