This job could've been the simplest I'd ever performed. Everything had fallen into place perfectly without me having to get my hands dirty, so why was I here in the middle of the night with my target bandaged up and resting quietly in my bedroll? Link x Male Sheik, AU

"I think we can agree that we'd both be beyond embarrassed if we'd told them what actually happened." After seven long years, Malon and Link finally tie the knot. This gets everyone curious as to how the lovers first met. Hijinks and merriment ensue!

As much as he embarrassed me sometimes, and as often as I questioned his state of mental well-being, he always knew the right thing to say to make me forgive any of his transgressions. After all, he's the only man I would submit myself to. We always remained each other's closest friends and confidants, as well as something more...

Malon...the name struck a strange chord with me, as if I'd heard it before. I knew I hadn't, but I still couldn't shake the feeling that I had. It is, to this day, the sweetest name I have ever heard.