Oh God, I was the most pathetic girl in school. I could feel moisture swelling in my eyes, but I fought the tears back. "What'd you think, Granger? Love your new house?" Malfoy sneered. "Haven't you hurt me enough?" I muttered and ran away. I hated him.

"I might get stuck as a ferret forever!" He yelled and I accidentally shoved his apple pie into the lake… We both froze as a huge, dark wall of water came shoving into our faces. The last things I saw were dozens of tentacles. Read n have a good laugh!

"You're working here?" She said in disbelief. Here he was, standing in his uniform, holding a tray with a cake and a coffee. Could the prestigious Draco Malfoy be working in a cafe? How would things go for the wounded Hermione and the working Draco? Whirlwind romance? Marriage? "Eat your muffin, Granger," he stormed away without a backward glance. Come on in & eat muffins together!

Hey, guys! This is a funny one-shot PARODY - a MIX from the original Harry Potter series, AVPM, AVPS, Pottermore and facebook fan pages: All of you Potterheads' FAVOURITES! Have a good laugh! Enjoy!

Pieces of one-shot Dramione love stories! Scenes written from the point of views of Draco and Hermione: Following the dialogues n actions from the books but writing from their angles – read to know what they're actually thinking during different scenes!

Her heart nearly twisted itself into halves as she wondered if it would ever beat normally again - for it'd been beating for him for so long. Life was cruel. He was cruel. And she was made devastated by the two. A touching Song-Fic!/One-shot!/Complete!