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a very potter parody

  • Conversationalist

    By a very potter parody • Updated: 1 Mar 2019 • Published: 22 Oct 2013 • 1,075 words • 0 followers • Humor/Friendship • Harry P. • Rating: T • Completed

    Who knew Voldemort was one?

  • walking into a library and banging into a bookcase with a wand

    By a very potter parody • Updated: 1 Mar 2019 • Published: 24 Oct 2013 • 766 words • 0 followers • Friendship/Humor • Lily Evans P. • Rating: T • Completed

    Sirius and James seem to believe their respective lovers are doing what the title says. / drabble, T for innuendo

  • Commentary

    By a very potter parody • Updated: 21 Oct 2013 • Published: 21 Oct 2013 • 1,170 words • 0 followers • Humor • Sirius B. • Rating: T • Completed

    Evidently, Sirius and Quidditch match commentary aren't a good mix- at least, not if we want poor Minnie to make it.

  • Cutlery Catastrophe

    By a very potter parody • Updated: 19 Oct 2013 • Published: 19 Oct 2013 • 525 words • 0 followers • Humor/Drama • Hermione G. • Rating: K+ • Completed

    "I WILL NOT GIVE IN! NO! NO! I HAVE DIGNITY! THE BLOODY SPOONS SHALL NOT TRIUMPH!"

  • wait, what?

    By a very potter parody • Updated: 19 Oct 2013 • Published: 19 Oct 2013 • 652 words • 0 followers • Humor/Parody • Harry P. • Rating: T • Completed

    Dumbledore is a hippie...Draco is a Veela... McGonagall had an affair with James Potter...wait, what?

  • Draco's Unrequited Love

    By a very potter parody • Updated: 6 Oct 2013 • Published: 6 Oct 2013 • 206 words • 0 followers • Humor • Draco M. • Rating: K+ • Completed

    Apples are whores, didn't you know? Always letting people slime all over them. But Draco, it seems, will never learn the dangers of falling for fruits...Drapple.