After reading "The Order of the Pheonix", many of us hate her. But killing Sirius is not the only crime that Bellatrix Lestrange is guilty of, and Harry isn't the only one she robbed of a father figure....

{Complete} What would happen if a laptop computer infiltrated Hogwarts and the students found FF.net on Google? Rated PG for mild, (mostly implied) slash, high levels of insanity and subtle doses of sarcasm. Flames are welcome!