"We're gonna have ourselves, a guys night!" Chip blinked. "Do what?" "A guys night!" Cricket reiterated. "Just you, me, and Dad out on the town tonight, causing mayhem. It'll be great."
We all want to be young again, sure. But maybe not like this... (Yeah I'm doing a cliche de-aging oneshot, sue me)
Basically, the entire Green family gets sick once they arrive back in Big City. Now it's up to Chip to nurse them back to health. Lord help them all.
Not everyone in the Green household is getting along, so what better way to fix that, then go on an eleven drive together in a crampt truck. What could go wrong?
As per Cricket's advice last week, Chip continues to try. Thing is, some habits are harder to shake than others. (Basically I decided to give a reason as to why Chip doesn't like shaking Bill's hand. I swear I didn't just make it, oh someone with a missing finger killed his dog once, I swear this at least a little less dramatic. Hope y'all enjoy)
It's not fair. He's been here what a couple months and all the sudden he's the favorite!
Everyone's got something to protect, and for Remy that something is his best friend, and also his entire family. It's what friends are for after all.
It's not easy knowing where you stand with a family of your former enemies. Especially when one of them decides to start making you the butt of every joke.
Someone's touched Gramma's quilt.
Friends don't let friends miss their farmer meet and greets. Basically a what if, Greg and Rose were like actual characters.
A bat gets lose in the Green residence and everyone's forced to the basement for the night.
(Just so you know this is a Consequences Oneshot) Bill did promise Cricket a day out for just the two of them, and with the house a bit more crampt than usual they needed it now more than ever.
Whelp this is it, His dad's cut him off, his tooth is chipped, and he's living in his car. Things can't possibly get any worse right? So why not just lose all pride and pathetically fail at egging the Green family residence? Chip probably should have seen how this would lead to him crashing on their couch but really when has he ever learned from the consequences of his actions?