Seeing the ruined adults he grew up with, the dead and the insane, Severus spends a day sorting out why he, the one with no prospects, survived and why he began to binge eat again. It's really sort of funny.....

Severus brings home hist first serious girlfriend to a scornful family for the holidays to a house haunted by horror.

*UPDATE*Teachers, the summer, and the question: Who Drinks Wine Coolers? Yeah...you're interested.

*UPDATE* All the horrors of Hogwarts School of Teenage Angst all here in this fanfic...as only a young Severus Snape can experience them. It's true what they say: People who like being young are insane.

Insanely short and candid fiction about a plausible Snape romance, if Severus was ever to have one at his age. Why? You don't have to be insane over a Mensa-worthy veela to really enjoy someone.

The ultimate terror of any over-razzed educator with a loathing of children: living next to your absolute worse student. NEVILLE. Could you protect your daughter from a learned man's greatest terror--stupid?

The life of the benign and severely overlooked Flitwick. *Chapter Two: Poor Snape! How Flitiwck saves Snape from McGonnogal......*

Would you like to know where Bill got his ear pierced? What Myrtle thinks of life? What Peter thinks of the series? Don't wait for another *real* book; read up on things Rowling probably rejected.