Scorpius (a proud Gryffindor) and his sister Cassiopeia (an even prouder Slytherin) have an ordinary life. Well, as ordinary as life can be in their final years of Hogwarts, that is. And to complete the madness that is Hogwarts, hormones and house pride, Scorpius's friend Albus Potter causes Cassiopeia to lose sleep- just because he's a jerk? Life really is a Malfoy Madness!