After many failed attempts due to the damn site getting overrun by people, I have finally got this up-a few days late, mind you. This is my fanfic for Meatloaf the Happy Donkey's fanfic competition. Have fun flaming!

Okay. This is sort of going a bit off the subject of Harry Potter, but it definitely is the thing you'd want to read if you wanted to train as a Deatheater. Flame comp winners announced. Have fun!

Hi again! It's about Foldermort. Yes, not Voldemort but Foldermort. Have you ever had problems with your folder/ring binder? Like it jumping up and biting you on the nose? Perhaps this fic is for you, then. Please R/R

Okay. The reason(s) that this should be in the Humour section is debatable, but I sort of think it belongs there. In the tradition of short stories, but there's more coming. Oh, by the way, I was Icky Icky Icky Icky Pa Kang Zu Boing aka LongLongHair, but

A collection of short deaths. Bonus competition somewhere in the middle. Go on, click on it. Death awaits you all with big, sharp, pointy teeth!

Much to my disgrace, the start of a story about Lily, James and Co. I'll only continue if heaps of people review, so this may be on your heads. :-)

This is the edited version i.e. easy to read version. If you read this before and couldn't understand it, you should be able to now. Please review :looks over at other fanfic readers: Fine then! If you don't want to review, don't review then. See if I car

What happens (possibly) on the set of the first movie. No sequels, no prequels but please, lotsa reviews!

Hmm. I guess this could also be in the drama section...

Well...spoof of the third book...what can I say?

Okay, so the title's so old it's fossilised. Don't read it if you don't like weird stuff, it's twisted beyond all means of recognition, although it is a Harry Potter fanfic.