BRAND-NEW AND REVISED!!! A new girl comes to Hogwarts, and is very strange. Harry can't shake that uncanny aura she gives off, and neither can any of the others. Little do they know that she's here to help Harry answer the summons of destiny!

It's finally here, the sequel to "What Happens When a Witch PMSes?" (Please read that one first, if you haven't already.) Even crazier and possibly funnier than before! So r/r, and donate to the "Buy SJW a Strait Jacket Fund!"

Harry and Hermione are in love...but neither of them know how the other feels! What will happen? Will romance bloom as the bud of a flower, or will it wilt before its true beauty is revealed? He loves me, he loves me not....Please r/r! CH. 3 & 4 ARE HERE!

Yes everyone, it's my first ever angst! I got the main idea while at my church, but a lot of it is emotional venting involving the tragedy in NYC. One of my friends is still missing, you see. The fic involves Hermione and her long, now lost love. Please r

I think the title says it all...it's either very funny or very retarded, see for yourself. Please r/r, and tell me if I'm insane or not!