Severus Snape was not a good man by any standard. He has stolen, betrayed, broken, but those numerous sins do not add up to his current suffering: the Start of Year feast. He counted the minutes until he was able to be back in his room. Maybe nursing a black coffee and maybe even a blueberry muffin if he was feeling particularly despairing.

In a world of magic, homosexuals are what confuses him.

After crashing a Ford into one of the most ancient trees on Hogwarts ground, Harry really should have expected a punishment. (dialogue heavy but i cant write speech sozzles)

Draco Lucius Malfoy was not a fool, he knows what his father did. But he was named after him for a reason, and he will not let that memory die.

Luna had no chance of being sorted into Gryffindor. Luckily for her, she knew someone who did.

It wasn't the first time Draco had stared death straight in the face, but normally death was predictable; Muggle technology however, was not.