I'm tired of SI/OCs that know what's coming and change nothing for fear of "the TIMELINES". So I'm doing it my way. Updates are gonna be random, and the ride is gonna be wild. I need help naming this story!

The gist being that Mahal and Yavanna, creators of the dwarves and Hobbits respectively, come to our world, tell a nerd, "hey, pack a bag because Middle Earth needs you. Save all the ones who die." And then drop her on bilbos doorstep at the start of the hobbit. Only they forgot to tell her that no one speaks english.