Written for a friend. Features Ninja!Snape and WhiteMage!Harry. One shot. Definitely not a romance.
This is an SMHP crossover, set in the manga, volume 14. Sirius, Remus, Snape and Harry as the Outer Senshi. No real Japanese was butchered in the writing of this fic. Mild SBRL, of course. Dubbies: Uranus and Neptune aren't cousins.
If there was only one person for everyone in this world, then wouldn’t your heart shatter when they were gone? Wouldn’t it explode inside of you, leaving your body to slowly die while it lay in pieces on the floor?" Remus and Hakkai talk over tea.
The long-suffering Professor Snape tells the students to Just Say No to the Dark Arts. Remember kids, don't hex and fly.