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  • Harry Potter and the Thousand Year Night

    Once upon a time Harry Potter was a very nice cute little boy, but at one time so was Attila the Hun. Now historians call both of them the Scourge of God. They do this because they understand monsters are made not born and because they agree with Friedric

  • NOT THE ORDER OF THE PHOENIX

    This is how I would write the first chapter of a certain book you may have heard of.

  • A TRANSCRIPT FROM WIZARD RADIO

    I'll bet you're too cheap to shell out a few Galleons for a Wizard Radio so I made a transcript of a recent broadcast.

  • CLIPPINGS FROM THE DAILY PROPHET

    Some of you may be too cheap to have a subscription to The Daily Prophet so I thought I'd send you a few clippings just to let you know of some of the stuff going on in the wizarding world over the last few weeks. I just clipped the stuff that caught my e

  • AN ALTERNATE ENDING FOR BOOK 2

    In digging through Rowling's trash can I found this first draft of an ending for book 2. She has said it was the most difficult book to write and now I think you can see why. She eventually decided on a somewhat different ending.

  • ROWLING'S THOUGHT PROCESS

    They say the most important thing any writer needs is a good trash can. This is why.

  • Dirty Harry

    Harry finds that the time he spent watching old movies was not wasted after all.

  • HARRY POTTER'S LAST INTERVIEW

    An elderly Harry Potter confesses to a murder committed in his youth.