The priceless Pink Panther diamond is stolen from the British Museum. Sherlock Holmes must work with inept Inspector Jacques Clouseau to track down both the gem and a 6-foot-tall pink feline gem robber. Will Holmes and Watson solve the mystery? Or be driven mad by the pink cat and the bumbling Clouseau? (Rated T for heavy smoking/drug use and foul language)

A short, humorous tale about Sherlock Holmes and Doctor Watson's teatime mystery. Nothing too scary or intense. Contains some very mild gore. This short story was originally a scene scrapped from a much longer story for pacing and continuity reasons. But liked the scene and thought it was funny, so I reworked it and decided to publish it as a short story.

From the sealed vault of Doctor John Watson are the cases too scandalous to be published in 1800s London. Watson wakes up to another one of Sherlock's weird, malodorous experiments and a murder case involving a young gay man named Everett. Can Holmes and Watson save Everett from being hanged or put in an asylum for life? LGBTQ and hetero lovemaking scenes. Drug use/mild violence.