The story of Sasuke Uchiha, a shinobi out of time and out of place. Against his will he has been drawn back into the orbit of Konoha, but one that is very different from that in which he grew. His ability to return to where and when he was apparently rests in the hands of fiction and legends, and for some cursed reason they have decided that he has not yet paid his pound of flesh.

Sasuke has long since lost count how many lives he has lived. He would like to close his eyes and to never open them again, but barring that, he would like to enjoy his extended vacation. In this life, he will travel, and he will write. And so help him, he won't have to do anything else. Now if only being a romance author would be so easy.

It might not have been his greatest plan but it had… it had been working. Step 1: stay far away outside of the village. Step 2: avoid everyone that he had ever hurt. Step 3: die on some desolate part of the continent without ever having to suffer the embarrassment of apologizing. Step 4: profit. Now if only Naruto had gotten the damned memo. Full Summary inside