It was supposed to be a simple nap. Simple naps should not include blonde-haired little girls with a bucket emptily staring into your eyes. On a similar note, they should also not include waking up from a nap in the one goriest world imaginable. Although the worst possible thing is being born into a family of traitors.

When the best of the best are unavailable, you have to go down the list to the next best thing. Sadly, there are moments when one needs to go really far down the list.